Tonies Book Pocket Tonies - Roald Dahl - The Twits

If your kiddo loves all things gruesome, it’s high time they meet The Twits. In this Book Pocket Tonie, Mr. Twit is a smelly man with sardines in his beard. Mrs. Twit is always plotting her next trick. This husband and wife are so full of schemes, they keep the Muggle-Wump monkeys captive. But not for long…

List of titles:

01 - Opening Credits

02 - CHAPTER 1: Hairy Faces

03 - CHAPTER 2: Mr Twit

04 - CHAPTER 3: Dirty Beards

05 - CHAPTER 4: Mrs Twit

06 - CHAPTER 5: The Glass Eye

07 - CHAPTER 6: The Frog

08 - CHAPTER 7: The Wormy Spaghetti

09 - CHAPTER 8: The Funny Walking Stick

10 - CHAPTER 9: Mrs Twit Has the Shrinks

11 - CHAPTER 10: Mrs Twit Gets a Stretching

12 - CHAPTER 11: Mrs Twit Goes Ballooning Up

13 - CHAPTER 12: Mrs Twit Comes Ballooning Down

14 - CHAPTER 13: Mr Twit Gets a Horrid Shock

15 - CHAPTER 14: The House, the Tree and the Monkey Cage

16 - CHAPTER 15: Hugtight Sticky Glue

17 - CHAPTER 16: Four Sticky Little Boys

18 - CHAPTER 17: The Great Upside-Down Monkey Circus

19 - CHAPTER 18: The Roly-Poly Bird to the Rescue

20 - CHAPTER 19: No Bird Pie for Mr Twit

21 - CHAPTER 20: Still No Bird Pie for Mr Twit

22 - CHAPTER 21: Mr and Mrs Twit Go Off to Buy Guns

23 - CHAPTER 22: Muggle-Wump Has an Idea

24 - CHAPTER 23: The Great Glue Painting Begins

25 - CHAPTER 24: The Carpet Goes on the Ceiling

26 - CHAPTER 25: The Furniture Goes Up

27 - CHAPTER 26: The Ravens Swoop Over

28 - CHAPTER 27: The Twits Are Turned Upside Down

29 - CHAPTER 28: The Monkeys Escape

30 - CHAPTER 29: The Twits Get the Shrinks

31 - Closing Credits

Features:

• Suitable for 6 years+
• Sturdy + robust
• Running time: approx. approx. 62 minutes
• Speakers: Sara Pascoe
• Add the Tonie on-top of the Tonie Toniebox (sold separately)

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